Assalammualaikum....
The man entered this vet's clinic and said,"Doctor, I want you to check my health."
"Your health? I'm sorry, I think you came here by mistake. You probably want to see the doctor across the street."
"No, doctor, it is you that I need to see."
"Excuse me, but I'm a vet. I see only animals."
"I know that, doc, and that's why I'm here."
"Well,look here, mister. If you are here to make a jokes..."
"No, no, doc. Don't misunderstand me,please. But I am an animal."
"Now wait a minute. You look like me. You speak like I do, and you think like I do, too. You're very much a human being. You see?"
"No, doc, I'm not crazy, if that's what you're
thinking. But let me tell you:
I wake up every morning vigorous like a horse;
I rush to work fast as a deer;
I work all day long like a donkey;
I toss my tail to my boss like a dog;
I feed up on my customers like a hyaena,
and if they're cute ladies, I do all monkey buisness to attract them;
and I'm a lion in front of my children,
and a rabbit in front of my wife..."
"Well, hold on. Hold on...
...Now I know your case, and I swear that no-one knows your cure as I do."