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Zulhilmi
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Menyertai: 11.03.2004
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posticon Posting pada: 18-03-04 15:12


Assalammualaikum....


The man entered this vet's clinic and said,"Doctor, I want you to check my health."
"Your health? I'm sorry, I think you came here by mistake. You probably want to see the doctor across the street."

"No, doctor, it is you that I need to see."

"Excuse me, but I'm a vet. I see only animals."
"I know that, doc, and that's why I'm here."

"Well,look here, mister. If you are here to make a jokes..."

"No, no, doc. Don't misunderstand me,please. But I am an animal."

"Now wait a minute. You look like me. You speak like I do, and you think like I do, too. You're very much a human being. You see?"

"No, doc, I'm not crazy, if that's what you're
thinking. But let me tell you:
I wake up every morning vigorous like a horse;
I rush to work fast as a deer;
I work all day long like a donkey;
I toss my tail to my boss like a dog;
I feed up on my customers like a hyaena,
and if they're cute ladies, I do all monkey buisness to attract them;
and I'm a lion in front of my children,
and a rabbit in front of my wife..."

"Well, hold on. Hold on...
...Now I know your case, and I swear that no-one knows your cure as I do."


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HCl
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posticon Posting pada: 18-03-04 15:39


i agree with the doc, me too did not know his cure...i feel so sorry to him...
and........


so funny.....

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hanishumaira
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posticon Posting pada: 19-03-04 14:13


laki tu cam x btul jerks....

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