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darul_numan81
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Menyertai: 16.05.2003
Ahli No: 239
Posting: 1548
Dari: Batu Pahat,Johor

Johor   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 14-02-04 10:08


SURAT CINTA atau SURAT BENCI?

Bace laa ''SURAT BENCI'' nie..kalakar dan melucukan.. Ini adalah surat cinta sbenarnya...tapi baik punya aaa..dari sorang pakwe kepada makwenya.

Bapak makwenya tuh tak suke kat si pakwe tuh dan nak diorang putuskan hubungan...suruh clash laa tuh... Jadi pakwe tadik kasi laa surat nie yg ditulis dlm bentuk point kat pompuan tuh............ baca ekk jgn tak baca

1."The great love that I have for you

2.is gone, and I find that my dislike for you

3.grows everyday. When I see you,

4.I do not even like your face;

5.the one thing that I want to do is to

6.look at other girls. I never wanted to

7.marry you. Our last conversation

8.was very boring and has not

9.made me look forward to seeing you again.

10.You only think of yourself.

11.If we were married, I know that I would find

12.life very difficult, and I would have no

13.pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14.to give, but it is not something that

15.I want to give to you. No one is more

16.foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17.able to care for me and help me.

18.I sincerely want you to understand that

19.I speak the truth. You will do me a favour.

20.if you think this the end. Do not try

21.to answer this. Your letters are full of

22.things that do not interest me. You have no

23.true love for me. Good-bye!! Believe me,

24.I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25.I am still your boyfriend."

Hah!!...teruk gile kan!!! Tapi.. sebenarnya pakwe tu suruh makwenya tuh "READ BETWEEN THE LINES!!!,"- Maksudnye- hanye bace nombor 1,3,5,7,9,11,13 dan seterusnya(odd numbers). Jadi bace lah skali lagik...sangat bijak dan canteek....!!

ok.....Ni ana tak maksud ayat die yg jiwang karat tuh...Tapi cube PK laa .....Pandai ooo....
wassalam

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zam_rizal
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Menyertai: 14.05.2003
Ahli No: 31
Posting: 1535
Dari: Terengganu+Selangor

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posticon Posting pada: 14-02-04 11:40


hihihiih ...surat ni cam syampoo la pulak...2 dalam satu....



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al-faizzun
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 12.10.2003
Ahli No: 4299
Posting: 151
Dari: Johor Bahru

Perak  


posticon Posting pada: 14-02-04 11:56


Hebat betul surat ni. Mana akak dapat idea ni.


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amalina
Warga 2 Bintang
Menyertai: 01.07.2003
Ahli No: 1871
Posting: 60
Dari: kota bharu

Kelantan  


posticon Posting pada: 14-02-04 12:17


..geliga punyer otak pakwe si makwe tu...

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putera_manis
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 14.05.2003
Ahli No: 22
Posting: 593
Dari: Segamat

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posticon Posting pada: 14-02-04 18:25




best betull...

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HAti berTEMU HatI,KAn laHIr rASa kaSIh.....
BiLA dAHI BERtemu SEjaDah,BAruKAN teRAsA KeBESaraN iLAhi...
KetENAngan Jua DiPerolehi..

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mahadir
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Menyertai: 22.05.2003
Ahli No: 768
Posting: 69

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 15-02-04 09:50


huh terer pakwe die ni putar belit....

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darul_numan81
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Menyertai: 16.05.2003
Ahli No: 239
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pakwe dia buat macam tu sbb takut ayah kepada makwenya baca surat tu. oklah yea.. ana salin semula ayat2 ganjil tu.. mmg jiwang ayatnya tu..

1."The great love that I have for you

3.grows everyday. When I see you,

5.the one thing that I want to do is to

7.marry you. Our last conversation

9.made me look forward to seeing you again.

11.If we were married, I know that I would find

13.pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

15.I want to give to you. No one is more

17.able to care for me and help me.

19.I speak the truth. You will do me a favour.

21.to answer this. Your letters are full of

23.true love for me. Good-bye!! Believe me,

25.I am still your boyfriend."

p/s:sesiapa yg tak pandai nak karang surat jiwang.. mungkin boleh tiru..
wassalam


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nur_islami
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Menyertai: 28.05.2003
Ahli No: 858
Posting: 991
Dari: serambi mekah

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posticon Posting pada: 15-02-04 13:56


hehehe...boleh tiru ni kak alin....

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aKujErr
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 03.07.2004
Ahli No: 9790
Posting: 287
Dari: ::..Kelantan Darul Naim..::

Kelantan  


posticon Posting pada: 22-05-05 07:31


ehemm..
leh curik copy paste tak..hehe

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MohdHanafi
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 09.08.2004
Ahli No: 10553
Posting: 1042
Dari: Kuala BERANG (Tapi orangnya COOL)

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posticon Posting pada: 22-05-05 07:40




we read the odd lines only...and the paragraph of the letter becomes like this:

"The great love that I have for you grows everyday. When I see you, the one thing that I want to do is to marry you. Our last conversation made me look forward to seeing you again. If we were married, I know that I would find pleasure in living with you. I have a heart I want to give to you. No one is more able to care for me and help me. I speak the truth. You will make me a favour to answer this. Your letters are full of true love for me. Good-bye!! Believe me, I am still your boyfriend."

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