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darul_numan81 :WARGA AWAL BERJASA: Menyertai: 16.05.2003 Ahli No: 239 Posting: 1548 Dari: Batu Pahat,Johor	Posting pada: 14-02-04 10:08 SURAT CINTA atau SURAT BENCI? Bace laa ''SURAT BENCI'' nie..kalakar dan melucukan.. Ini adalah surat cinta sbenarnya...tapi baik punya aaa..dari sorang pakwe kepada makwenya. Bapak makwenya tuh tak suke kat si pakwe tuh dan nak diorang putuskan hubungan...suruh clash laa tuh... Jadi pakwe tadik kasi laa surat nie yg ditulis dlm bentuk point kat pompuan tuh............ baca ekk jgn tak baca 1."The great love that I have for you 2.is gone, and I find that my dislike for you 3.grows everyday. When I see you, 4.I do not even like your face; 5.the one thing that I want to do is to 6.look at other girls. I never wanted to 7.marry you. Our last conversation 8.was very boring and has not 9.made me look forward to seeing you again. 10.You only think of yourself. 11.If we were married, I know that I would find 12.life very difficult, and I would have no 13.pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14.to give, but it is not something that 15.I want to give to you. No one is more 16.foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17.able to care for me and help me. 18.I sincerely want you to understand that 19.I speak the truth. You will do me a favour. 20.if you think this the end. Do not try 21.to answer this. Your letters are full of 22.things that do not interest me. You have no 23.true love for me. Good-bye!! Believe me, 24.I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25.I am still your boyfriend." Hah!!...teruk gile kan!!! Tapi.. sebenarnya pakwe tu suruh makwenya tuh "READ BETWEEN THE LINES!!!,"- Maksudnye- hanye bace nombor 1,3,5,7,9,11,13 dan seterusnya(odd numbers). Jadi bace lah skali lagik...sangat bijak dan canteek....!! ok.....Ni ana tak maksud ayat die yg jiwang karat tuh...Tapi cube PK laa .....Pandai ooo.... wassalam ----------------- Kehidupan adalah satu ujian... Profil Quote
zam_rizal :WARGA AWAL BERJASA: Menyertai: 14.05.2003 Ahli No: 31 Posting: 1535 Dari: Terengganu+Selangor	Posting pada: 14-02-04 11:40 hihihiih ...surat ni cam syampoo la pulak...2 dalam satu.... ----------------- :: Salam Persaudaraan Untuk Semua :: Profil Quote
al-faizzun Warga 4 Bintang Menyertai: 12.10.2003 Ahli No: 4299 Posting: 151 Dari: Johor Bahru	Posting pada: 14-02-04 11:56 Hebat betul surat ni. Mana akak dapat idea ni. Profil Quote
amalina Warga 2 Bintang Menyertai: 01.07.2003 Ahli No: 1871 Posting: 60 Dari: kota bharu	Posting pada: 14-02-04 12:17 ..geliga punyer otak pakwe si makwe tu... Profil Quote
putera_manis WARGA SETIA Menyertai: 14.05.2003 Ahli No: 22 Posting: 593 Dari: Segamat	Posting pada: 14-02-04 18:25 best betull... ----------------- MAta BErtENTanG,kAn tIMBul kaSIH SAyanG.... HAti berTEMU HatI,KAn laHIr rASa kaSIh..... BiLA dAHI BERtemu SEjaDah,BAruKAN teRAsA KeBESaraN iLAhi... KetENAngan Jua DiPerolehi.. Profil Quote
mahadir Warga 2 Bintang Menyertai: 22.05.2003 Ahli No: 768 Posting: 69	Posting pada: 15-02-04 09:50 huh terer pakwe die ni putar belit.... Profil Quote
darul_numan81 :WARGA AWAL BERJASA: Menyertai: 16.05.2003 Ahli No: 239 Posting: 1548 Dari: Batu Pahat,Johor	Posting pada: 15-02-04 13:28 pakwe dia buat macam tu sbb takut ayah kepada makwenya baca surat tu. oklah yea.. ana salin semula ayat2 ganjil tu.. mmg jiwang ayatnya tu.. 1."The great love that I have for you 3.grows everyday. When I see you, 5.the one thing that I want to do is to 7.marry you. Our last conversation 9.made me look forward to seeing you again. 11.If we were married, I know that I would find 13.pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 15.I want to give to you. No one is more 17.able to care for me and help me. 19.I speak the truth. You will do me a favour. 21.to answer this. Your letters are full of 23.true love for me. Good-bye!! Believe me, 25.I am still your boyfriend." p/s:sesiapa yg tak pandai nak karang surat jiwang.. mungkin boleh tiru.. wassalam ----------------- Kehidupan adalah satu ujian... Profil Quote
nur_islami :WARGA AWAL BERJASA: Menyertai: 28.05.2003 Ahli No: 858 Posting: 991 Dari: serambi mekah	Posting pada: 15-02-04 13:56 hehehe...boleh tiru ni kak alin.... Profil Quote
aKujErr Warga 4 Bintang Menyertai: 03.07.2004 Ahli No: 9790 Posting: 287 Dari: ::..Kelantan Darul Naim..::	Posting pada: 22-05-05 07:31 ehemm.. leh curik copy paste tak..hehe ----------------- ...:::saLam ukhwah dari peaCe™:::... Profil Quote
MohdHanafi WARGA SETIA Menyertai: 09.08.2004 Ahli No: 10553 Posting: 1042 Dari: Kuala BERANG (Tapi orangnya COOL)	Posting pada: 22-05-05 07:40 we read the odd lines only...and the paragraph of the letter becomes like this: "The great love that I have for you grows everyday. When I see you, the one thing that I want to do is to marry you. Our last conversation made me look forward to seeing you again. If we were married, I know that I would find pleasure in living with you. I have a heart I want to give to you. No one is more able to care for me and help me. I speak the truth. You will make me a favour to answer this. Your letters are full of true love for me. Good-bye!! Believe me, I am still your boyfriend." ----------------------- ----------------- Kadang-kadang, kita perlukan kesunyian. Dan jika bising. Aku membisingkan diri di http://naimisa.esasterawan.net/ Profil Quote