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Jackie_uniten7
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 20.09.2003
Ahli No: 3664
Posting: 1845
Dari: Kuala Lumpur

KualaLumpur  


posticon Posting pada: 15-12-03 21:12


Lee Sum Wan: Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori: Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan: I'm Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: I'm Sori.

Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori: I'm Sori !!

Lee Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori ! I'm Sori !! I'm SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan: I told u before i'm Sum Wan ! Sum Wan !!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori: Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan: No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesnt work there.

Mr Sori: Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody

and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan: Which Wan(don't have any idea on how to alternatively spell the name)is my sis!

Mr. Sori: I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. And its not true about her aunt screwing everybody becos i havent screw her yet."how bout that!?

Toot....Toot....Toot.................


(",)....

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p/s: saper2 yg tak paham tu,
Sum wan - someone
annie buddy - anybody
noe wan - no one
Avery Buddy - everybody


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wufi
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 01.09.2003
Ahli No: 3225
Posting: 158
Dari: Bumi Allah

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posticon Posting pada: 16-12-03 07:07


Ana paham. Rasa2nya ana baru je buat presentation mengenai misscommunication dan salah sebuah kumpulan dlm kuliah ana ada buat presentation berdasarkan citer ni..


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Syahmushroom
:WARGA AWAL BERJASA:
Menyertai: 15.11.2003
Ahli No: 5132
Posting: 478
Dari: earth

japan  


posticon Posting pada: 16-12-03 08:02


ngeehehehe berbelit cite..

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perantausepi
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 29.10.2003
Ahli No: 4762
Posting: 258
Dari: bumi bersejarah

Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 16-12-03 08:31


he he he....kelakar gak.....

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sahabat_amin
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 15.05.2003
Ahli No: 123
Posting: 1288
Dari: Bumi Darul Iman

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posticon Posting pada: 16-12-03 10:04


so funny...


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farraliesa
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 03.12.2003
Ahli No: 5449
Posting: 13
Dari: bumi indah dihiasi cahaya nurani

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 16-12-03 11:11





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SyAhEeDa
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 15.05.2003
Ahli No: 207
Posting: 571
Dari: Kelate

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posticon Posting pada: 16-12-03 15:13


apo lar.. tu ler.. len kali kasik nama yg tak berkenaan ngan any words... hehehe br senang nk berbicara ngan org lain

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putera_manis
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 14.05.2003
Ahli No: 22
Posting: 593
Dari: Segamat

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posticon Posting pada: 16-12-03 22:52


hahahaha......memang fun baca cerite nie....

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MAta BErtENTanG,kAn tIMBul kaSIH SAyanG....
HAti berTEMU HatI,KAn laHIr rASa kaSIh.....
BiLA dAHI BERtemu SEjaDah,BAruKAN teRAsA KeBESaraN iLAhi...
KetENAngan Jua DiPerolehi..

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nur_malam99
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 15.10.2003
Ahli No: 4371
Posting: 1239
Dari: bumi Allah

Sarawak  


posticon Posting pada: 19-12-03 14:30


susah jugak kalau ada yang nama macam tu ek?


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Howling_wolf
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 17.12.2003
Ahli No: 5759
Posting: 294
Dari: Irbid, Jordan

NegeriSembilan   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 19-12-03 15:08


ahakz klakau giler

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kim
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 03.10.2003
Ahli No: 3965
Posting: 243
Dari: bawah kerajaan Allah

Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 20-12-03 12:49



mmg kelakar...salah faham yg amat besar...

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nadia_is
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 15.06.2003
Ahli No: 1432
Posting: 236
Dari: awang-awangan

jordan  


posticon Posting pada: 20-12-03 13:33


kihkihkih.....

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QasruAddini
Warga 2 Bintang
Menyertai: 04.06.2003
Ahli No: 1014
Posting: 61
Dari: Kuala Lumpur

KualaLumpur  


posticon Posting pada: 13-01-04 23:45


cis! tak de nama lain ke mak bapak nak bagi... Hik hik hik

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NURUL_IMAN0307
Warga 3 Bintang
Menyertai: 03.01.2005
Ahli No: 13498
Posting: 89
Dari: -

Johor   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 30-08-06 12:13


kita paham cikit2 lerrr

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nurfieza
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 19.01.2006
Ahli No: 22039
Posting: 416
Dari: utara...

Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 30-08-06 12:18


...

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qibtiatul_huda
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 16.08.2006
Ahli No: 25863
Posting: 13
Dari: selangor

Selangor   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 30-08-06 13:28


mesti orang ni menghadapi kesukaran menyebut namanya dari kecik.....

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ukhtisarah
Warga 1 Bintang
Menyertai: 08.12.2004
Ahli No: 12908
Posting: 39
Dari: pahang

Pahang  


posticon Posting pada: 30-08-06 13:32


hehehe kelakar gila...

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qhal
Warga 5 Bintang
Menyertai: 23.09.2004
Ahli No: 11344
Posting: 385
Dari: (((Selangor)))

Selangor   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 30-08-06 13:33


ha ha ha kelakar !!

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falah_nurani
Warga 3 Bintang
Menyertai: 23.09.2005
Ahli No: 19262
Posting: 83
Dari: madrasah

Terengganu  


posticon Posting pada: 01-09-06 02:42


hehehe..memang kelakar,,ana pernah baca lawak ni dalam newsletter ratio last edition debat piala uiam..mula2 tu tak paham,then lepas itu bolehlaa..hehhee

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nuraisha
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 13.08.2005
Ahli No: 18099
Posting: 659
Dari: kuching

Sarawak  


posticon Posting pada: 01-09-06 10:01


:)

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