Recently I met up with my idol Ultraman in Tokyo, Japan,
the city he has saved many times over from evil,
destructive monsters. We met at an intersection
downtown, bought drinks from a vending machine and sat
on the kerb for this interview.

Me: Konichiwa, Ultraman-san!
Ultraman: Apa khabar, Visiteur-san!

Me: Wow! Ultraman reti cakap bahasa?
Ultraman: Mesti lah, beb! Gua ada ramai peminat di
seluruh dunia. Gua kena lah belajar macam-macam bahasa.

Me: Cool! So, what you been up to, dude?
Ultraman: A bit tired. Fought a monster last night in
Fukushima prefecture. We fought until we reached the
seaside in Hamadori. A lot of people died.

Me: The monster killed so many?
Ultraman: Actually, gua terjatuh and terhimpit mereka.

Me: Er, I see. Banyak lagi ke monster kat dunia ni?
Ultraman: Ada lah. Tapi mereka dah malas nak lawan. Dah
ada agent and publicist. Merchandising rights. semua
lawan nak dapat market share saja. Boring lah, beb!

Me: I see. So bagaimana brader-brader lu? Ultraman Tiga,
Ultraman Taro .. ?
Ultraman: They all OK. Tiga dah bersara. Sekarang dia
buka restoran sushi kat Shinjuku. Bini dia baru beranak.
Me: Wow!

Ultraman: Yeah. Bini dia makhluk Bumi. So at first,
family gua bantah, sebab we all boleh kahwin dengan orang
Planet Ultra saja. But thank the Ultra-Gods, my father,
Utraman yang bertanduk tu, finally gave his blessings.
Cucu dia tu bertanduk jugak, so happy lah dia.

Me: What about Taro?
Ultraman: Taro tengah buat multi-level marketing jual
ubat untuk kuatkan tenaga batin.

Me: Eh, Kenapa Ultraman semua tak nak jadi superhero lagi?
Ultraman: Tu lah. Nowadays terlalu ramai superhero.
Gaban lah, Power Ranger lah, ni lah, tu lah. Yang paling
teruk si Baja Hitam tu lah. Lawan macam pondan tapi
marketing power dia kuat. Sebab tu boleh jadi popular. I
always say, never trust superhero yang bawa motosikal,
superhero yang pakai topeng pelik-pelik. We all Ultramen
don't need all that cosmetic bad word.

Me: Wow, marahnya Ultraman.
Ultraman: Siapa tak marah? Bagero! Superhero ciplak ni
semua tak original lah. And they all no integrity or
morals. Last week, I dengar Gaban kena tangkap dengan
gadis bawah umur. You see?

Me: Man, that is sad.
Ultraman: Tu lah. That's why kalau tak Ultra, memang tak
world lah.

Me: Wuhu! Lu peminat Mawi ke?
Ultraman: Adalah sikit-sikit.

Me: So, Ultraman, what's your future plan? You going to
give up being a superhero too?
Ultraman: No way. I love my job too much. But my
girlfriend complains that I work such long hours. And
when I come home at night, I'm always tired and my chest
light is always beeping.

Me: Woooo! Sounds like you might need some of that ubat
from your brader Taro.
Ultraman: Good idea! I better give him a call tonight.

At this point, Ultraman receives a distress call from
Yokohama, where a monster is attacking the train
station. So off he went, into the blue yonder, to fight
yet another worthy adversary.

World!


CleaR Wata....Don'T sAngKa..No BoyA....

:: umm


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alahai lawaknya.macam mana ultraman boleh ditemu ramah ye?bukan ke dia beso?

erk... rimbabara, ismi ada soalan...
temuramah ni dengan otomen yang bongsu ke...??

otromen..otromen...
anda berkira ye dengan persen dalam royalti....
ni mesti ada konspirasi sebenarnya dengan resakse....

erkkkk....siapa nm ultraman tu?...generasi k-berapa?....dah berthun2 mereka d takkan baru d cucu, cicit xd pergi k?...

lawak gila..tersedak2 saya gelak kat opis ni..adehh adehh


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p(^_^)q
gambaru!!

huhu...
xdan seminit saya baca dah tergelak...hehe...
ni Kalau kluang man baca ini mesti jeles ek..huhu

kihkihkih....tak tahan nak tergelak...aduh...lawak betullah....hahaha.....

hehe... tak tahan... first time dapat yang interview begini... interview tak payah buat appoinment tu... wakaka...

Pada 24-12-07 07:19 , Haslan posting:

time tu dia jadi orang lah sebelum transform jadi otromen..time dia nak pergi lawan resakse,dia transform jadi beso lah..


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