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trouver_99
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 01.02.2004
Ahli No: 6933
Posting: 1603
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posticon Posting pada: 30-07-07 22:32


Rosman Diterima Bekerja Sebagai Pelatih Di Sebuah Syarikat Multimedia. Selepas Melaporkan Diri Pada Hari Pertama Dia Masuk Ke Biliknya... Terus Mendail...

"Tolong Buatkan Saya Kopi Cepat!" Katanya Menengking.

"Maaf, Awak Salah Sambungan. Awak Tahu Dengan Siapa Awak Bercakap Ni?" Kata Suara Di Hujung Talian.

"Tidak" Jawab Rosman.

"Saya Pengarah Urusan Syarikat Ini, Awak Tahu?" Balas Suara Itu.

Rosman Terkejut. Barulah Dia Sedar Dia Tersalah Dail. Hajatnya Mahu Menghubungi Kantin.

"Encik Tahu Dengan Siapa Encik Bercakap Ni?" Tanya Rosman.

"Tak, Awak Siapa?" Balas Pengarah Urusan Itu.

"Kalau Tak Tahu Bagus...!" Kata Rosman Terus Meletakkan Gagang Telefon.

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Business and fishing
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family.

"You aren't going to catch many fish that way," said the businessman to the fisherman, "you should be working rather than lying on the beach!"

The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, "And what will my reward be?"

"Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the businessman's answer.

"And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling.

The businessman replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman again.

The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!" he said.

"And then what will my reward be?" repeated the fisherman.

The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!"

Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?"

The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, "Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in the world!"

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "And what do you think I'm doing right now?"

:-P


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kestari
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Menyertai: 05.12.2006
Ahli No: 27622
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Dari: e_poh

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posticon Posting pada: 30-07-07 23:30


:lol: :lol:


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qudwah
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Menyertai: 12.09.2005
Ahli No: 18903
Posting: 1899
Dari: TERENGGANU

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posticon Posting pada: 31-07-07 16:42


:lol: :lol: ada ke patut....

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ummi_mmas
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Menyertai: 12.01.2007
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Posting: 133

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posticon Posting pada: 31-07-07 19:05


:lol: :lol: :lol: lawaknya.......

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ismi_atikah
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Menyertai: 14.12.2003
Ahli No: 5678
Posting: 4147
Dari: bumi ALLAH

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posticon Posting pada: 31-07-07 23:59


adesss....

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trouver_99
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Posting: 1603
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posticon Posting pada: 04-08-07 07:51


Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw. He was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, Although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues. Samy caught a chicken and showed it to the camera.

Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera.

Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a goat,and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said,"No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK.

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for an explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG." ("I am coming back" in Indian accent).


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muslimah_87
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Menyertai: 17.01.2004
Ahli No: 6527
Posting: 221
Dari: UM

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 04-08-07 23:33


huhu

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suad_suadah
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Menyertai: 05.04.2007
Ahli No: 29452
Posting: 30
Dari: bUmI bERtUAH

Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 05-08-07 10:03


very nice =)

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muslimin23
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Menyertai: 21.05.2003
Ahli No: 678
Posting: 3083
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posticon Posting pada: 08-08-07 23:22


lawak memang lawak..

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