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tentera_berkuda
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 11.05.2005
Ahli No: 16444
Posting: 1327
Dari: kelantan

Kelantan  


posticon Posting pada: 29-06-05 10:59


ada seorang tukang masak.kerjanya memasak makanan berbentuk daging.tukang masak ini juga berkerja sebagai seorang pemain seladang.
pada satu hari ada seorang pelanggan datang kekedai tukang masak itu.pelanggan ini terhidu bau yang sedap.melihat pada kedai itu terdapat ramai orang yang sedang memesan daging.kelihatan dagingnya besar dan banyak.pelanggan ini pun turut memesan kerana ingin mencuba.apabila ia membuat pesanan tukang masak itu kata maaf,hari ni dah habis.pada keesokkan harinya pelanggan ini datang lagi.kali ni dia lebih awal dan memesan daging tersebut..
tukang masak pula berkata maaf seladang menang hari ni..

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jAiLuL_mAnsHuDaH
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 15.05.2003
Ahli No: 170
Posting: 310
Dari: Di sana sini...

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posticon Posting pada: 29-06-05 14:12


tumpang lalu :-D


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.::Ketenangan lahir dari hati yang bersih::.


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wardatulislamiyah
Warga 3 Bintang
Menyertai: 15.05.2003
Ahli No: 168
Posting: 90

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posticon Posting pada: 02-07-05 23:30


hmmm...

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Riyadhfannil
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 15.05.2003
Ahli No: 214
Posting: 487
Dari: fi ardillah

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posticon Posting pada: 02-07-05 23:45


Hermmmm...apo kono eh jang :)

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eireeniz
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 24.06.2005
Ahli No: 16837
Posting: 18
Dari: johor bharu

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 05-07-05 23:22


selalu seladang kalah bertaruh ...jadi nasib dia jadi lauk lah...tapi hari tu? pula seladang menang ...jadi nasib ko lah pelangan...makan tak berlauk...he he he...kalau susah2 sangat ambil saja tukang masak itu jadikan lauk.....he he he....

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Riyadhfannil
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posticon Posting pada: 06-07-05 01:12


nasib dia lah jadi lauk...hehe

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tentera_berkuda
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posticon Posting pada: 17-07-05 18:39


kalau seladang menang lain kali kena tukar kuda pulak..

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tentera_berkuda
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Posting: 1327
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posticon Posting pada: 18-07-05 17:43


harga pun mesti lah naik

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ahmad_azhar
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