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owl_UM
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 03:29


:lol: :lol: :berfikir: :berfikir: EEii?? Your opinion?

'Engineers
are the
Best Husband???'

1 satu, Let me tell you why girls should
eventually marry an engineer over a
Law, Management, Arts or Medical
School Graduate. He has three distinct
advantages over the rest of the
graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
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An engineer husband can provide you
with a secure lifestyle. At 27
years old, an engineer probably has a
respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car,
invest, have a comfortable life, and
get married and buy a house too.

Law graduates are still working as a
lowly apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just
failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for
a job.
And the medical school graduate is
still living in a hospital.


Advantage 2: Unmatchable
indus triousness
====== ====================
=============
An engineer husband will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time
and effort to understand you.
Engineers strain really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe
that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just
like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the
one. So even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not
understand, they will figure out the
correct method to keep you happy
(e.pergi. buy diamond ring = 1 week's
worth of happiness.) And once they
find out the secret formula, they will
just keep on repeating it so that
the desired results appear.

Unlik e the Lawyer who will argue with
you.The Management graduate who will
try to control your spending, The Arts
graduate who will 'change
major'.And the medical school graduate who
will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so
easy
to make engineer s believe that
You are the 'one'. Say that
you like
one of their project and they will
be hooked to you forever.

Adva ntage 3: An engineer husband
will never betray your trust.
========== ====================
=========
Let me first tell you what is wrong
with the rest of the others - The
lawyers will lie about everything.
Manag ement graduates will cheat your
money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you
probably just look like another
cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer husband is either too
busy to have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to
you about that. Hence, an engineer
is the most secure husband that you
will ever find - rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and
please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you.

So girls, why procrastinate?
Ge t an engineer for your
husband. :lol: :lol: :berfikir: :berfikir:
[ Telah diedit oleh: owl_UM pada 29-10-07 03:33 ]


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drzul-f
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 04:19


yo lah ekau...ekeke

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ismi_atikah
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 04:48


:berfikir: :berfikir: :berfikir:

kena fikir lama ni... :roll: :roll:


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aku_hambamu
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PulauPinang  


posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 08:41


kalau engineer yang BERIMAN ok lah...

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ct_sumayyah
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NegeriSembilan  


posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 08:42


confuse2..tapi tak semua macam tu

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raudhatulmardhiah
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:02


merely.. ;)

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mama_iman
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:06


haha..engineer kat sni tak ada prasaan..nafsu hanya pada computer..tak ada masa nak pandang org..bukan main lagi kalau mereka tengok pc..

bukan semua macam tu..to be rich its depend on the company where he work..
they are very busy..always outstation..

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nur_islami
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:08


tak semestinya.........

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syira_qistina
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Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:16


Pada 29-10-07 08:41 , aku_hambamu posting:

!!! QUOTE !!!

kalau engineer yang BERIMAN ok lah...


setuju.. :sopan:

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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:22


An engineer husband can provide you
with a secure lifestyle. At 27
years old, an engineer probably has a
respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car,
invest, have a comfortable life, and
get married and buy a house too.

ni bahaya juga...duit banyak saham tinggi, ramai datang menggoda...kerja penuh tekanan, nak hadle family lagi, kalau tak ada iman dihati...nak release tension pergi disko .hehehehe..


And once they
find out the secret formula, they will
just keep on repeating it so that
the desired results appear.

women bukan robot
machine atau robot: 1+1= 2
human: 1+1 = tak semestinya 2

Engineers strain really really hard to
understand their work.

jadi mereka ni busy, masa untuk family kurang.

Your engineer husband is either too
busy to have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to
you about that.

ye lah tu.... mereka tak bodoh lah, kalau " machine failer" mereka ada strategi untuk handle
mereka busy, tapi orang lain tak busy, oleh sebab itu jurutera ni "tiada masa" untuk menolak godaan,maklumlah busy... fuuhhh bahaya tu....

:lol: :lol: :jangan: sekadar gurauan...

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mama_iman
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:28


:-P :-P :sopan: :sopan:

they are good actually..
kalau lah saya boleh pilih engineer dengan lawyer,baik plh engineer .. :-P
kalau boleh..hmm..

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Daeng_Jati
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:30


engineer?

memacam lah...

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islamic_gil
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Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:31


Kalau semua cari engineer, tak aman dunia...mana pergi lawyer nak tegak keadilan, mana nya doktor nak merawat sakit anak bini, MANA nya USTAZ, AHLI ULAMA YANG BOLEH MEMBIMbing bakal dan anak yang soleh dan solehah. mana nya lain-lain pekerjaan lagi yang sesuai untuk lelaki..apa lahh..apa-apa pun engineer still penting tapi orang bawahan tu, penting jgkk. betul tak owl_UM.. da

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nur_anis
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Kelantan  


posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:57


semua ni terpulang pada diri masing-masing..tak kisah lah dia tu engineer,dotor,lawyer or apa-apa lagi..yang penting dia betul ikhlas dalam menjalinkan sesuatu perhubungan tu..duit banyak tapi hidup tak bahagia pun buat apa juga kan,masa banyak dihabiskn dengan kerja dan tak ada masa untuk family...

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nafas
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KualaLumpur  


posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 09:57


Pada 29-10-07 09:28 , mama_iman posting:

!!! QUOTE !!!

:-P :-P :sopan: :sopan:

they are good actually..
kalau lah saya boleh pilih engineer dengan lawyer,baik plh engineer .. :-P
kalau boleh..hmm..


Akhi daeng engineer..hehe

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Daeng_Jati
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 10:06


kenapa nafas?

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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 10:07


tak semestinyee...

p/s:owl_UM budak engin ye?

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Daeng_Jati
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 10:08


owl_UM tu engin VR4... :)

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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 10:15


tak semestinya engineer the best husband.....the best husband datang dari hanti dan tanggungjawab bukan dari kerja apa....

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mama_iman
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 10:19


Pada 29-10-07 10:08 , Daeng_Jati posting:

!!! QUOTE !!!

owl_UM tu engin VR4... :)


patut lah :lucu: :lucu: :lucu:

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syahidatul
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 10:27


Topik ni dah ada. Ada di Kelakar.

Engineers are the best boyfriends... agree?


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[ Telah diedit oleh: syahidatul pada 29-10-07 10:28 ]


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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 10:28


tajuk ni macam dah pernah ada...

"Engineers are the Best Husband..."

secara mafhum mukhalafahnya: Engineers are the Worst Wife :berfikir: :jangan: :bye: :lucu:

p/s: tak boleh jadi ni


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mama_iman
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posticon Posting pada: 29-10-07 10:30


Pada 29-10-07 10:28 , ibnu_musa posting:

!!! QUOTE !!!

tajuk ni macam dah pernah ada...

"Engineers are the Best Husband..."

secara mafhum mukhalafahnya: Engineers are the Worst Wife :berfikir: :jangan: :bye: :lucu:

p/s: tak boleh jadi ni



boleh pula begitu?kenapa? :-? :-P

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