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zahrah_asrar
Warga 5 Bintang
Menyertai: 07.02.2006
Ahli No: 22514
Posting: 363
Dari: port dickson

NegeriSembilan  


posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 04:10


ambil kat internet...try anda...senam lidah :D


1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.


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5 .Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?


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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"


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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.


Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.


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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


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11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.


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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"


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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.


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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.


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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue


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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.


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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.....


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2 love some1 is NOTHING...2b love by some1 is SOMETHING...2b love by some1 u love is EXCITING...but 2b loved by ALLAH is EVERYTHING


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mechelmine
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 02.10.2006
Ahli No: 26702
Posting: 897
Dari: KeLaNtAn Ke KeDaH

Kelantan  


posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 04:13


Kuikuikuiii... heheee.. :P

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ilhammusafir
Warga 5 Bintang
Menyertai: 05.11.2005
Ahli No: 20222
Posting: 361
Dari: SeGaMat_JoHoR

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 07:00


tergeliat juga lidah tapi steady saja:)

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qudwah
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 12.09.2005
Ahli No: 18903
Posting: 1899
Dari: TERENGGANU

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posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 10:48


:lol: :) :lol:

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ismi_atikah
-WARGA AMAT SETIA-
Menyertai: 14.12.2003
Ahli No: 5678
Posting: 4147
Dari: bumi ALLAH

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posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 11:32


adesss

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alwalid
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 19.12.2004
Ahli No: 13142
Posting: 1229
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posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 11:39


ok saja cuma ada yang tergeliat sikit hehe

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bayti_jannati
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 07.09.2006
Ahli No: 26228
Posting: 220
Dari: selangor

Selangor  


posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 12:29


emmm...
longgar lah otot kat lidah ini...kui3

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Meow

Menyertai: 09.12.2004
Ahli No: 12964
Posting: 2700
Dari: Serambi Madinah : Negeri Matahari Terbenam

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posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 12:31


omputih pun tension kalau macam ni..

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nor_shida
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 05.03.2007
Ahli No: 29035
Posting: 20

Pahang  


posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 12:56


menarik jugak...:-)

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dibaa
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 16.07.2006
Ahli No: 25256
Posting: 181
Dari: perak

Perak  


posticon Posting pada: 21-04-07 13:11


huh...lidah ku tercabut.....

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wihdatul_asrar
Warga 3 Bintang
Menyertai: 24.02.2006
Ahli No: 22976
Posting: 121
Dari: kelantan

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posticon Posting pada: 03-05-07 00:42


adoiiiiiii... tegeliat lidah.. siapa boleh tolong :-D

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nasaleya
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 04.05.2007
Ahli No: 29845
Posting: 7
Dari: kuala lumpur

KualaLumpur  


posticon Posting pada: 04-05-07 13:16


aiiyokk...idah aaaku ahh egeliatt..addddohhh

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redgirl
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 31.01.2007
Ahli No: 28476
Posting: 871
Dari: bumi tuhan

KualaLumpur  


posticon Posting pada: 04-05-07 13:30


terlembut lidah den

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FIENDA
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 21.11.2006
Ahli No: 27433
Posting: 224
Dari: NS

NegeriSembilan  


posticon Posting pada: 04-05-07 16:49


klakala.

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muslimin23
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 21.05.2003
Ahli No: 678
Posting: 3083
Dari: ~senawang ~ dublin ~ kl~

iran   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 04-05-07 18:33


mesti keliru kalau tak tengok ayat dia.

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adam_muslimin
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 20.10.2006
Ahli No: 27068
Posting: 714
Dari: [email protected]

Sabah   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 04-05-07 18:39


hm....

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qibtiyah
WARGA SETIA
Menyertai: 10.07.2005
Ahli No: 17187
Posting: 721
Dari: qaryah_qish

seychelles   avatar


posticon Posting pada: 04-05-07 18:44


awai2 ok...
lepas itu kurang sikit..
yang xpert time huruf w,t dan s..
seronok lah...heheee :-D

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