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donjuan
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Menyertai: 17.09.2006
Ahli No: 26407
Posting: 23

argentina  


posticon Posting pada: 25-12-06 16:43


Funny Jokes....

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded
the

plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to
have
some fun, started talking loudly.
"My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't
want to

go...too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan
but

I refused...WAY too many Muslims!"
Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the
fact
that there were so many Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.
The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away
from

them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
The Muslim couple glanced over their shoulders, noticeably irritated.
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why
you'll
never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around. "Why don't you go to the devils playground?" he
asked. "I hear there won't be very many Muslims THERE!"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Three imams were walking down a street talking, when a very beautiful
young

muslimah walked past. They all turned their gaze to the floor as she
walked

past.
The first one slowly shook his head and said: "mashallah, mashallah.."
The second one also shook his head and said: "subhanallah,
subhanallah.."
The third one look towards the sky and said:" INSYALLAH, INSYALLAH!!"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she
suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down,
an
American man catches her, she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life,
I'll
do ANYTHING for you..."
The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming..........................
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she
says,
"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of
those men and now she's going to dia.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says :
"Oh
thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirullah!" and he drops her.


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aku adalah aku..


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ad-din
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posticon Posting pada: 25-12-06 16:51


boleh tahan lah..

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Nurilislami
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PulauPinang  


posticon Posting pada: 25-12-06 18:08


kelakar...best

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qudwah
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Menyertai: 12.09.2005
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Posting: 1898
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posticon Posting pada: 25-12-06 21:21


:)

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eyu_extra
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Menyertai: 08.11.2006
Ahli No: 27251
Posting: 65
Dari: johor

Melaka  


posticon Posting pada: 25-12-06 23:36


har...har...har...

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