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ummu_amir
Warga 2 Bintang
Menyertai: 31.10.2003
Ahli No: 4817
Posting: 59
Dari: Malaysia

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posticon Posting pada: 07-07-05 12:54


Soon, our new IC will have all our personal Info
stored in the chip. I believe this will happen...

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"
Operator :"OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle......."

Customer: " buat!"
Operator : "According to the details in system , you own a scooter.....registration number 1123..."

Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer:
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

...tut .... tut .... tut .......

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trigO
Warga 4 Bintang
Menyertai: 07.05.2005
Ahli No: 16362
Posting: 242
Dari: negaraku...

malaysia  


posticon Posting pada: 07-07-05 12:58


terbantut terus selera nak makan piza gini.. :oops:

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dhamiabatrisha
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 08.07.2005
Ahli No: 17142
Posting: 17
Dari: petaling jaya

KualaLumpur  


posticon Posting pada: 14-07-05 14:21


moral:jangan makan pizza

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narato
Warga 3 Bintang
Menyertai: 14.05.2005
Ahli No: 16524
Posting: 143
Dari: jb...ukm,bangi

Johor  


posticon Posting pada: 14-07-05 16:42


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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qurratu_ain
Warga Rasmi
Menyertai: 31.07.2003
Ahli No: 2718
Posting: 19
Dari: puchong

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posticon Posting pada: 14-07-05 17:07


Macam pernah ku baca tapi di mana ya?
:roll: :roll: :roll:

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