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MohdHanafi 
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 11:01 sekadar nak RELEASE tension.... jangan terasa ye? ----------------------------------------------------- Element : WOMAN Symbol : WO+ (+ IS THE BIOLOGICAL SYMBOL FOR MAN) GROUP: Gas Nadir (Kumpulan 7) Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg. Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Boils at room temperature 2. Freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown cause 3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that. 4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. POTENTIAL HAZARD Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. !! WARNING !! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS.  ----------------- Kadang-kadang, kita perlukan kesunyian. Dan jika bising. Aku membisingkan diri di http://naimisa.esasterawan.net/ 
  
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mohdnurhakimin 
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 12:21
Ern, no komen.
Chemistry bukan bidang ana... ----------------- 
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syahidatul 
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 13:54
haih.... huhuhu. mentang2 la MohdHanafi budak chem. perghhh
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. nih silap nih.. when embarrassed la..lebih sesuai
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songkok_aji02 
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 14:06
ana tak faham..tp xpela..janji dah masuk ruangan kelakar ni mestila kelakar kot
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kinobaik
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 14:54
ehhehe..... no heart feeling...tumpang sengeh je.. standard ar tu
 ----------------- We are the youth Let us Bring Islam Back We did it in the past So let us do it again
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la 
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 15:37
hahahahahah
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perantau 
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 15:50
really funny!!!
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perantau
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 15:51
really funny!!!
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nur_diAn 
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Posting pada: 16-05-05 17:14
[quite true!]
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lepat
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Posting pada: 18-05-05 13:52
Precaution needed
1. cari unsur WO yang solehah 2. jgn panaskan melebihi flash point 3. pujukan Silikon jika berlaku kebakaran ----------------- ya Allah tuhan yang menjaga hati baikilah hatiku agar mazmumahku tidak merosakkan agamaku dan juga tidak merosakkan kehidupan orang lain
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xepiphyllumx 
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Posting pada: 18-05-05 14:08
huishh igtkan saintis mane lak yg dah jumpe unsur2 baru..
----------------- "Solehah women smile in times of trouble, gather strength from doa, and grow braver by istighfar and solat"
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kinobaik
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Posting pada: 19-05-05 15:05
yeah, sokong lepat!! ++tambahan++ 1. Pastikan boiling point (Tb) n the freezing point -->(Tf) sbb Tb & Tf berbeza mengikut jenisnya walaupun mempunyai elemen yg sama. ----------------- We are the youth Let us Bring Islam Back We did it in the past So let us do it again
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SHAMR 
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Posting pada: 26-05-05 10:01
hehehhe
Mesti dah buat kajian yang mendalam ni. Tak nak diexpose kepada dunia ke? mana tau dapat anugerah Nobel. Hehehhee
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NuR_HiKMaH
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Posting pada: 26-05-05 23:43
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puteri_aishah
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Posting pada: 27-05-05 18:10 macamana la hanafi ni boleh terfikir nak cipta unsur baru dlm kimia ni...comel betol unsur baru ni..
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lubaina
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Posting pada: 13-07-05 17:22
boleh masuk dalam silibus kimia ni...
tak nak appply ke kat kementerian... nanti boleh ana jadi cikgu kimia.. ana nak expose maklumat ni kat student ana lah... bagus..bagus.. ps:unsur2 yang lain ta jumpa lagi ke hanafi... 
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qurratu_ain
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Posting pada: 14-07-05 17:27
Dah test lum formula ni? Menjadik tak?...
 
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aref_geomatik
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Posting pada: 20-07-05 17:03 nampaknya kementerian pendidikan kena tambah badget dalam RM-9 ni.. sebab nak kena buat balik buku2 kimia kat skolah2 hehe..... ----------------- Berilmu, Beriman, Beramal & Beristiqamah.
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lepat
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Posting pada: 29-12-06 14:48
WO+ + $$$ ------> overdraf
----------------- ya Allah tuhan yang menjaga hati baikilah hatiku agar mazmumahku tidak merosakkan agamaku dan juga tidak merosakkan kehidupan orang lain [ Telah diedit oleh: lepat pada 29-12-06 14:48 ]
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